Stephanie Metaluna
Resident since: Feb 10, 2009 • 17 years old
I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a flour tortilla, deep fried until very salty and crunchy on the outside and served up in a pretty pink ribbon. --- [https://www.primfeed.com/stephanie.metaluna Primfeed] I do my own Photography. I don't want or need you to take pictures of me. You can't use images of my avatar for free social media content or advertsing. --- See Picks for more.
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3.1.1) Personal policies
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
* I never use voice. I don't need to hear mouth breathing, fapping, music, TV, your RL spouse, or your screaming neglected children. My fourth wall will remain intact. No voice. No cam. No RL pics. No Exceptions. I will not give out any RL details, and will probably block you if you ask. * Consent is king. If you didn't ask for it, I didn't give it. Don't assume you have it. * I will not acquiesce to demands or follow orders from people I don't know, Acting entitled to my time, body or attention means you will get none of them * Your comfort level with a particualr thing does not dictate mine. * I never shit where I eat. * If I block you, it's to protect my peace. If you wish to be unblocked, I charge an ubblock fee of L$10,000 as compensation for the time you've already wasted, and there's nothing to stop me from blocking you again if I feel I need to. * I don't fuck on the first date.
3.3) About SL Fashion
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
* Nipples and Dicks go under clothes, Not through them. * Wearing stockings with open-toed shoes is like wearing socks with sandals. * Boobs and asses have weight and are acted on by gravity. If your boobs and/or ass bounce like you're running at full speed while you're standing still, something has gone horribly wrong. * This is a world where you can look like anything you want. Too many people choose to look awful. Too many more choose to look like children. * All modern mesh bodies come with an alpha HUD to hide parts of your body that poke through clothes. If you can't be bothered to use it, at least buy clothes that don't need it. * If you're not on a nude beach, walking around with your cock hanging out just proves to everyone that you have more dick in your personality than your pants. * Carrying an empty leash holder doesn't make you look domininant. It makes you look like a red flag.
2) SL Profile Guide
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
Common phrases found in SL Profiles and their plain English translations... * "18+": Even I think I look like a child. * "Curious": I am pretending I am straight. I'm absolutely not. * "I'm a Dominant Guy/Asshole": I think the M in BDSM stands for Misogyny. I believe it's my right to abuse any woman I want and she's not allowed to say no. Secretly I desperately want to be pegged. * "I'm here for fun": I'm trying to fuck everything. I lack emotional investment and see everyone else as NPCs that exist for the sole purpose of servicing my libido. * "Send me an IM, I don't follow local": I am terrifed of rejection. I believe that you IMing me indicates your interest and gives me the upper hand in social interaction. * "I hate drama": I am a constant source of drama. * "No Men": I'm an aggressively straight man using a female avi to help me get laid. I am also unironicaly bigoted and will shit talk trans people every chance I get. No, I don't see why that makes me a hypocrite.
3.4) About Life In General
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
* Touching someone without their consent is sexual assault weather it's done in a physical or virtual space. The phrase "It doesn't matter, it's not real" used by people that don't believe they should be held accountable for being a threat to your mental health, safety, comfort and bodily autonomy. Far too many people have gotten far too comfortable not getting arrested or shot for it. * You are the product of 4.5 billion years of evoloution. Act like it. * If you build someone a fire, they're warm for a day. If you set someone on fire, they're warm for the rest of their life. * The opposite of love isn't hate. It's apathy. * It's rude to call people you don't know by pet names like Dear, Baby or Sweetheart. * No means no. No does *NOT* mean keep trying. * "Have a nice day" is American slang. It means the conversation is over.
3.2 ) About SL
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
* Sex noise HUDs in public places are obnoxious. They are even more obnoxious if you're not actually having sex. * Spankers are fun until they start spamming an entire club. If you don't know how to set them private, maybe don't use one. * Groups are not Tinder. Don't use them to cold IM people. It's fucking rude. * There are 108 keys on the standard US English Keyboard. Use all of them. I will roast you like it's my job if you use chat speak, don't know how emotes work or you can't be bothered with capitalization and punctuation. Type like an adult, please. * Looking for a girlfriend/partner at a SL strip club is like looking for a gourmet meal at a McDonald's * SL is 20+ years of spaghetti that they keep hurling against a wall in the vein hope that it will stick long enough to work properly.
3.1 ) About Me
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
* Comic Book/Sci Fi/Video Game Geek. Card carrying nerd. Entirely unapologetic about it. * Woke AF * Never conflate honesty and rudeness. I tell people the truth. Most people will call that rude because the truth makes them look like fools. * Expect any hate speech, bigotry, fascism, political falsehoods or public health misinformation to be called out immediately. * If you are from the US and voted Republican in 2020 or 2024 then you and I do not have poltical differences. We have moral differences. Those are irreconsilable. (See Pick #9)
4) A few words about Sex, Kink and Relationships
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
Classifying yourself as a Dominant doesn't give you privilege. No one is required to obey you. You don't have a right to anything from someone who doesn't want to give it to you. It's not a licence to demand sex and obedience or abuse people in a consequence free environment. You do not get automatic dominion over someone just because they're wearing a collar. Classifying yourself as a submissive doesn't mean you don't know your own worth. It also does not negate your personal agency. It doesn't mean you're required to put up with violence. sexual abuse or situations that may result in physical or mental trauma. Being a submissive shouldn't be your entire personality. It's okay to say no. If someone refuses to take no for an answer, walk away. Both Domination and Submission are gifts, not entitlements. You don't deserve either just because you think you do. Kink based relationships are still relationships. They require work, compromise and communication. If everyone isn't happy, no one will be.
1) Random Musings
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
* There are more than 20,000 words in the English language that begin with F. Only one of them is called "The F Word" * Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? * If I weigh 99 pounds, and I eat a pound of cheddar, am I 1% cheese? * Have you ever wondered what your dog named you? * If they put cameras on Garbage trucks, they could update Google Street View once a week. * I can prove the Earth is not flat. If it was, the edge would already be a tourist attraction, and cats would have pushed over everything that's not nailed down. * To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed. * If a Hot Dog is a sandwich, Is Lasagna a Pasta Cake? * The number of people on Earth that are older than you are never increases. * If you work in a morgue and you die, you still have to come in to work one last time. * Finally is pronounced âfinal-eâ and finale is pronounced âfi-nallyâ. * You have never been in a completely empty room. * How does a nudist clean their glasses? * Salt is the only rock you can eat.
0) Buy me something pretty.
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
[https://marketplace.secondlife.com/wishlists/Stephanie.Metaluna Wishlist]
3) Stuff You Should Know
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
Separaeed in to 4 categories for your convience.
9) A word about US Politics
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Arapaima · 130/170/21
Due to recent changes in the the US Federal Government, We the People are no longer burdened by political correctness or any form of decorum or decency. So to all the dumpster muppets who looked at a decomposing homunculus with the vocabulary, IQ and temprament of a spoiled toddler and thought "Yeah, That fuckwit should be leader of the free world": The degree of stupidity in that haunted fun house you call a skull is high enough to melt tungsten. Which is an insult you're too stupid to understand. You're a bunch of simpering F- students lining up to lick the loafers of an F+ con man while gleefully aggreeing to punch yourself in your own slack-jawed faces for the chance to blame a liberal or former president for your broken noses. To the "I Left The Cult" crowd: it's too little, too late. What made you put on the red hat didn't change. You're just mad because now because you actually had to face the direct consequences of your buffoonery. The "Empathy is a mental Illness" crowd can't demand empathy.
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