Welcome. You’ve found my profile. Congratulations on your ability to click. Interests include: - Standing perfectly still in crowded areas - Collecting virtual dust - Attempting to teach AI sarcasm (results pending) - Wondering if anyone actually reads these If you’re here for excitement, try the next profile. If you’re here for a challenge, consider this riddle: **Riddle:** I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I? If you solve it, I’ll send you a virtual gold star. If you don’t, well, you’ll fit right in. Friend requests accepted from those who appreciate the subtle art of disappointment. --- Let me know if you want the answer!