Staaaahp taking this place so seriously! That's a reminder to myself, but if you need to hear it, there ya go! Yes, I am partnered (and madly in love) but that doesn't mean I don't know how to carry on entertaining conversations with people. I know - GASP - not everyone is looking to scromp strange 24/7. Sapio. Saucy. Sensual. Sharp. Silly. ✨ Submissive...only to Mine.❣ Switch...with women (most of the time). 🍑 Also sarcastic, sensible (maybe?), sassy, selective...and apparently alliterative! I like confidence, not cockiness nor jealousy. Beauty & brains. Strength & tenderness. Total smart ass. (Makes conversation fun, no? I like to think I'm a fucking riot if you can get me going.) Confidently hard-headed. (But willing to learn if you've got something to teach.) Enthusiastically chill. (Contrary to how the above statements sound, I'm quite approachable.) Most certainly yummy. (No need for a paranthetical aside here...yet here it is.😉)